Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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