I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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