fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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