There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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