I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he thought i was a dude.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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