This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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