they need to just BURY HIM!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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