arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Alive.
So much puke
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I would ride that face into the sunset
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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