in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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