Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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