They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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