we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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