Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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