Do you still have your period?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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