His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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