I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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