I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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