Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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