I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican