Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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