this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Still dying that you shit outside
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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