is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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