I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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