I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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