But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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