Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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