how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
soo... how was my night?
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