I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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