just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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