you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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