sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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