I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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