can u get pink eye on your cock?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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