it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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