I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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