how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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