Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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