just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Randomize
