3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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