The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
a search helicopter?!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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