My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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