he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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