I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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