Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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