They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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