My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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