Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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