There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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