I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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