fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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