Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
