True but thats because hes a fetus.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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