i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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