she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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