Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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