You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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