If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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