In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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